A bee or something.

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iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

hey there delilah what’s it like in T̲͚̬̬͈͈͋ͣͮ̽̆̊H̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕ F͎͕̄Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́R̸̴̬̂ͥͩ̂̏ͥ̏̂Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕Y̨̞̺͔ͪ̇͒̈͜ DḘ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕PT̲͚̬̬͈͈͋ͣͮ̽̆̊H̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟ O̵̺̪͚͇͗́ͧ͞F͎͕̄ H̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕L̥̱̳͕͔͊͗̅͋͘͡ͅL̖̠̮̼͙͕͍̭͙̒ͫ̌̎ͨͤ̾̚

(via octopus-ahoy)

I'm convinced One Direction's management operates like a secret spy organization

• : *inside management's secret lair at the bottom of the ocean*
• : *live concert feed shows Larry gaying it up as usual*
• Analyst (in charge of monitoring homosexual tendencies): Code Rainbow.
• Analyst: I repeat. We have a Code Rainbow.
• Analyst: This is not a drill. THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL.
• : *chaos ensues as sirens go off and confetti canons erupt left and right*
• Assistant: *runs up to a faceless man in dark leather*
• Assistant: Sir, the Tumblr fangirls are going crazy. The Larry tag has peaked at an estimated at 2.5 gifs per second. What's our plan of action?
• Head of Management: *lovingly pets white Persian cat who purrs contently*
• Head of Management: *slowly turns around in chair*
• Head of Management: *pauses dramatically as camera zooms in on his scarred face complete with eyepatch*
• Head of Management: Call in the beard.
• THIS IS THE BEST POST TO EVER EXIST.

meanbooty:

white, straight teenage girls who want a gay son so they can take them shopping

(via out-gayed-myself)

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